Brooklyn, NY

THE BROOKLYN RAT

aka “The Rat”

Really Awesome Time.

We're seriously un-serious.

Essentials

  • TouchTunes
  • Apizza
  • Spam Musubi
  • Old Greg !!!!
  • Karaoke
  • A Lot of Wood
  • Art That's Just Rats
  • Silly Rats
  • Trivia Nights
  • CRT & VHS
  • Bookshelf
  • "Good Lighting"
  • Bartender!
  • A Bell
  • Candy Salad
  • Titty Touch
  • No streaming, just a drawer of iPods and a jukebox
  • Official endorsement HQ of the future Rat Czars of NYC

On the Menu

  • Tasteful Tickleback Shot

    Classy on the way down. That's the whole pitch.

  • Playing Possum

    Looks dead. Isn't. Neither are you after two of these.

  • Wet Your Whistle

    Comes with a kazoo. You will be asked to use it.

  • Dry Ice Bomb Shot

    Fog machine, but you drink it.

  • Bed Beers

    The late-night best-buds combo. Nobody's driving home.

  • The Blair

    "Lil gropey, fun & scary" — served on fire.

  • Nugget

    A chicken nugget where the lemon wedge should be. No notes.

The Rat Rubric

  • ✓ Outside food allowed
  • ✓ Dogs OK
  • ✓ Titty touch
  • ✓ CRT TV
  • ✓ TouchTunes
  • ✓ Clean bathrooms
  • ✓ Big Buck Hunter (or other arcade game)